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You are now...

Postby BlackholeNW » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:56 pm

...Darix Palkiren.

You appear to be stranded in the middle of the wilderness, with no equipment except your robe and a SATCHEL containing some RAW PORKCHOPS. You have no memory of how or why you are here.

What will you do?

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There seems to be a gap in the forums for something like this at the moment, and I have a certain fondness for the genre. I will try to take as many suggestions as possible. Please be kind to my character, and try not to break him. xD
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Re: You are now...

Postby oliver » Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:34 pm

Spoiler:
If you want this to work out you should probably make some rule-ish thing!

How much can we say?
What can we do?
Do you want this to be like raidonrai's thread where we have choices, or more like gigyas, where we roleplay what he does?
Think twice before eating porkchops!
Piggies has rights too!
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Re: You are now...

Postby gigyas6 » Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:44 pm

Be the porkchops.
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Re: You are now...

Postby charmisokay » Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:38 am

I turn into a maggot and eat the porkchops, this way they'll last longer.
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Re: You are now...

Postby BlackholeNW » Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:15 am

Spoiler:
In response to oliver's post, you can type any conceivable command. The style mimics a text based adventure game in that you have a "command prompt" into which anything can be written. However, if your suggestion is completely off the rails, then it has less chance of being selected, and if it is selected, then it may not play out in the way you planned.

Furthermore, I may (rarely) insert a command of my own to move things along.


> Be the porkchops.

You are now the PORKCHOPS.

You are in fact feeling perfectly content in being some porkchops, as this feels quite naturally to be your place in the world. Yes, you were part of a pig once, but to be perfectly honest pigs are overrated, and porkchops are where it's really at. You sit there for five minutes thinking porky thoughts. This is what you do all day, every day.

...

Well, that's quite enough of that.

You are now once more Darix Palkiren.

> I turn into a maggot and eat the porkchops, this way they'll last longer.

You've had quite enough of being things for one day. Besides, you really should be trying to work out where you are.
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You can only die in lava.
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Re: You are now...

Postby charmisokay » Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:27 am

I look at the sky and my surroundings.
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Re: You are now...

Postby oliver » Fri Jul 20, 2012 3:08 pm

Cuddle the porkchops as they are your only friend out here!
Think twice before eating porkchops!
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Re: You are now...

Postby Fiskav » Fri Jul 20, 2012 9:44 pm

Kill yourself.
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Re: You are now...

Postby Sheez » Fri Jul 20, 2012 9:46 pm

>Retrieve arms from the satchel.
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Re: You are now...

Postby oliver » Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:00 pm

Loop the rope and play hangman!

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EDIT: So far this thread seems to work out pretty well, I've had some good laughs already! Surely this is going to be an epic tale!
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