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Epic Rap Battles of Nations at War

Postby wronsiski » Thu May 17, 2012 7:59 pm

Some of you may have heard of Epic Rap Battles of History. Yes? No?
Here I propose we do our own version, not by physically rapping but by posting, posting your verse,
For example Me and... Raidonrai. I may start with:

They call me Wron, you should know who I am,
I've slayed many things using only these bare hands,
Through the day I work fast, In the night I stalk my prey,
So go hide in your house and you'll live another day.


Then Raid would do his verse combating what I say and bigging himself up.

Then I would do my verse mocking him for example,

Finally he would do his verse Showing why he is better than me.

This is the format I would like people to use, four lines a verse 2 verses each If possible use previous deeds from what you've done in your verse or to mock the other person. To decide who won I will put a poll up where people can vote. If you would like to participate just state below. I will start it in one week tomorrow. Saturday the 26th.
( I think this is the correct forum for this but i'm not sure)

Contestants
Cyster (Ifrit, Dao, Axan, The Mysterious Figure)
The_Designer
Orionic
Blackhole
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Nations at War

Postby Cyster » Thu May 17, 2012 8:37 pm

I'm torn between signing up for this as any NPC I played (Axan, Mysterious Figure, Ifrit, Dao) and shutting it down.

Hmm. I'll compromise.

I will sign up as above (and list them separately, as they're all different characters). However, if the entries in the battles prove to be mediocre and lacking effort, I will close it down. This could be awesome or it could be really terrible. I will do a mercy culling if it's the latter.

Bring your game, gentlemen. :v:

Also: keep it to this thread, please. I don't want a whole bunch of threads littering CoC about this. You can edit this post with polls.
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Nations at War

Postby The_Designer » Thu May 17, 2012 9:35 pm

Man, someone going up agaisnt Cyster? That's going to be tough..I'm in.
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Nations at War

Postby Raidonrai » Thu May 17, 2012 10:04 pm

Come gather round, soldiers, and I'll tell you a tale of a fearless young rogue who should long be in jail.

He arrived on these shores with a grin and a wink, and he backstabbed his fellows before they could blink.

Their coffers he emptied and their assets he stole; no iron remained, not a lone chunk of coal.

His nation allegiance changed as swift as the tides, for only the foolish trusted bold Raidonrai.
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Nations at War

Postby The_Designer » Thu May 17, 2012 10:14 pm

Hasn't started yet Raid, huuuur! But, fine.

Oh what's this I hear, Raidonrai is bold? If this is true, then the Ruptured lands must be cold.

Do not fret, young Raidonrai. You might beat me sometime on another day.

The name is Designer, some call me Dessy. I'll leave my foe's body lookin' real messy.

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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Nations at War

Postby Cyster » Thu May 17, 2012 10:18 pm

That's something I pulled out of my butt in IRC a while ago, actually. I'm surprised he saved it. :P

Let's keep the insults to the rap battles, thanks.
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Nations at War

Postby Raidonrai » Thu May 17, 2012 10:22 pm

Yeah, I've got a load of shit saved in a .txt file. Any random stuff that is even slightly related to N@W goes in to it.
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Nations at War

Postby The_Designer » Thu May 17, 2012 10:32 pm

Cyster wrote:That's something I pulled out of my butt in IRC a while ago, actually. I'm surprised he saved it. :P

Let's keep the insults to the rap battles, thanks.


If you're talking to me, I wasn't being sarcastic, I actually think it's going to be tough. Updated my post.
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Nations at War

Postby Cyster » Thu May 17, 2012 10:52 pm

The_Designer wrote:If you're talking to me, I wasn't being sarcastic, I actually think it's going to be tough. Updated my post.


No, Des. It hasn't started. There was no need to rap-respond. I was telling you the "hurrrr" part was unnecessary as Raid was quoting something I said months ago in IRC.

Yes, obviously it's going to be tough.
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of Nations at War

Postby charmisokay » Thu May 17, 2012 11:00 pm

Ehrm isnt the "Chronicles of Conflict" forums for "ingame" or roleplaying threads only?
It just doesnt seem like this is a rp-related thread.
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